Char Lung Cancer Victim Persuasive Speech Help: To Smoke Or Not To Smoke?

Persuasive speech help: to smoke or not to smoke? - char lung cancer victim

For courses in English that I have to write a series of 20 powerful speech in iambic pentameter. Due tomorrow. I decided to talk about the harmful effects of smoking, but I want to smoke, and Creative is all, lung cancer, tooth decay and premature aging comes with, it seems, something fresh.
(eg, referring to the blackened lung of a smoker, I would say: "You heard?" black is the new pink. ")

Any other negative effects that I can count? Any ideas on things to say? Any help on this point grealty would be appreciated. : O!